throw some d’s on it on it

lunchtrae:

lynnwho:

My mom’s accent challenge. 

Your name.

Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want. 

HELP

I LOVE ME IM BEAUTIFUL

gryffinwhore:

my friend drew a diagram of himself

but i think it turned out to be a diagram of everyone on tumblr

8yrs:

tila tequilas facebook page is my new favourite thing

nocturnalsantas:

Idk but my uncle just sent me this

clearpaperanddirtymind:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

whoa, just whoa

ipoog:

how to make a move ft dave strider

romulusthread:

notbolin:

what’s an AP class even like

the fiery depths of hell screaming in your face

preschooler:

shine bright

ireblog4weed:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life !

:’)

kittay-cait:

The woman in the top photo is Carlee Soto, waiting to hear news about her sister, a teacher at Sandy Hook Elementary.

The woman in the second photo is Victoria Soto, Carlees sister. Soto was apparently pushing the children into a closet when she was confronted by Lanza. She put herself between the gunman and the children and that’s when she was tragically shot and killed. When she became aware there was a gunman in the school, she hid her first-graders in closets and cabinets, then told the shooter they were in the gym. He turned the gun on Soto, killing her, but none of her students were harmed.

You are a hero Victoria, and no one will ever forget the amazing thing you did for your students. Only the good die young, may you rest in peace. Such a beautiful soul.

retardedbadger:

My Chemical Romance - The Light Behind Your Eyes 

beautiful i cried